▲ $1.00 ▲ $1.00
launching on stable — the usdt chain

STABULL

the world's first bull-backed stablecoin. pegged to $1.00 nothing. climbing anyway.

buy $stabull watch the peg
peg: holding (upward) 1:1 backed by another stabull audited by nobody
ca:TBA — deploying at launch
STABULL — a green bull on a gold coin click the bull. it helps the peg.
live, allegedly

the peg

every stablecoin has a chart that proves it's boring. ours is trying its best.

stabull / usdt  ·  stable chain $1.0000+0.00%
0repeg attempts (0 successful)
00:00time since last seen at $1.00
▲ updirection of instability (only one)
proof of reserves

fully backed.
don't check.

transparency is important to us, which is why we are disclosing exactly what backs every stabull in circulation.

pure bull
40%
vibes (institutional grade)
25%
commercial paper (don't ask)
20%
one (1) other stabull
10%
undisclosed
5%

total: 100%*   *unverified, unverifiable, unbothered

attested*

official letter of attestation

to whom it may concern,

we have inspected the reserves of the stabull treasury. the reserves were there when we looked. we looked once.

we further attest that each stabull is redeemable at any time for one (1) stabull, and that this facility has never failed.

— the auditor's cousin

*an attestation is not an audit. nothing is an audit. there has never been an audit.
tokenomics, but honest

bullnomics

the numbers below are real, verifiable on-chain, and the only serious part of this website.

1,000,000,000

total supply. one token for every dollar of reserves we're comfortable discussing.

0% / 0% tax

stability you can actually verify, for once.

lp burned

liquidity locked in the barn. the barn is on fire. this is fine and permanent.

renounced

no owner. no admin keys. no adults anywhere in the building.

peg mechanism

belief.

redemptions

1 stabull in, 1 stabull out. instant. gasless if you don't do it.

four steps to stability

how to buy

stabull lives on stable — tether's chain where gas is paid in usdt. you spend dollars to move dollars. and now, to buy the bull.

1

get usdt

you already have it. everyone already has it. that's the entire thesis of the chain.

2

bridge to stable

send your usdt to the stable network. gas is a dollar that thinks it's gas.

3

swap for $stabull

trade the stable dollar for the stable bull. one of these two is lying to you.

4

remain calm

you now hold a stablecoin that refuses the assignment. do not check the chart. check the chart.

the stability roadmap

roadmap

phase 1

launch at $1.00

hold the peg for several minutes. commemorative screenshot.

phase 2

depeg upward

issue formal apology for the gains. apology is also bullish.

phase 3

repeg attempt

purely ceremonial. attended by nobody. fails on schedule.

phase 4

$1.00 becomes the floor

the peg is not broken. the peg has simply been promoted.

frequently attested questions

faq

is stabull a stablecoin?

in name, yes. in spirit, yes. in price, absolutely not. we consider two out of three to be industry-leading.

what backs stabull?

each stabull is backed 1:1 by one (1) stabull, redeemable at any time for itself. this peg has never broken and mathematically cannot. you're welcome.

is it audited?

we can attest that audits are a real thing that exists and that we respect them from a distance. see our letter of attestation above, notarized by the auditor's cousin.

why launch on stable?

because deploying the least stable asset imaginable on a chain literally named stable was funnier than every alternative we considered. also the gas is usdt, which means even our transaction fees are more stable than we are.

wen depeg?

the peg only breaks in one direction: up. this is the entire technology. we call it proof of bull.

is this financial advice?

no. it is barely a website.